Poison Elves

Poison Elves is not your typical fantasy story; it centers around the manic-depressive elf Lusiphur, a raven-haired rogue who seems to have trouble keeping his life together. The writing is witty, the art is striking. It takes a lot to get me to read a black and white, and this book has it. From Sirius Press.

Lusiphur: Cassy, phu-leease help me kill this bastard! Please! Please! Please! He always gets away- every frickin' time, oh crow, please! I always come this close to killin' him and he always get away- help me!

Cassandra: Lusiphur, I only kill as a job- you know it's the only way I can justify it...

P. Marauder: AH, THE HEAVILY ENDOWED BITCH COWERS IN FEAR BEFORE THE MARAUDER! LOATHSOME FEMALE, WOE TO MAN! FOR YEAH- HOW MANY A PROUD, STRONG MAN HATH CRAWLED THROUGH THY WHIMSICAL HELLS IN PUTRID ATTEMPT TO GAZE UPON THOSE REALLY BIG LUNG HAMMERS!!! KNEEL NOW BEFORE YOUR SUPERIOR!!!

Cassandra: Oh, this slag is DEAD! You work behind him, I'll chase him into you...